Clap Your Hands

Written by Tim Mack


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But no, I was wrong. The Lady says to me. "Would you like another beer?"

I said. "Thank you, but no, I'm fine."

Thenrepparttar Lady says. "Come with me."

I said. "Come with you where?"

Then she says. "You have to getrepparttar 109868 second part of your back rub now. But I need you to lay down for it."

I said. "Why do I need to lay down for a back rup?"

She gave me a strange look and said. "Why do you have to ask so many questions?"

So then, she takes me into this room and points and says. "Lay here on your stomach."

Then she claps her hands again and before I know it a bunch of women are rubing their hands all over my back.

Then after a few minutes,repparttar 109869 Lady says to me. "Turn over on your back."

So, I turn over and thenrepparttar 109870 women start pouring all this lotion on me and then they start rubing up and down my chest. Then I feel one ofrepparttar 109871 women lift my arms and pull them back allrepparttar 109872 way back behind my head. Then I feel some hands around my waist, and then in a split second, I feel my pants and shorts come sliding off.

Then I said. "No not this."

The Lady said. "Whats wrong?"

I said. "I don't want to have sex, just a back rub."

She says. "Okay no sex, but we can't do this with your clothes on."

I said okay. "But no sex."

As I saidrepparttar 109873 words no sex, I could then feelrepparttar 109874 women spreading my legs wide apart. Then I feltrepparttar 109875 women spreadingrepparttar 109876 lotion and rubing it all up and down my thighs. Thenrepparttar 109877 women turned me over on my side and started to spread and rubrepparttar 109878 lotion all over my buttocks.

Then I heard laughing. I asked. "What are they laughing at?"

Thenrepparttar 109879 Lady said. "The butterfly, they're laughing atrepparttar 109880 butterfly on your butt."

Thenrepparttar 109881 Lady asked. "Why do you have a butterfly on your butt?"

I said. "I didn't think anyone would see it there."

She kept her promise, there was no sex, but was that ever one heck of a rub down. I just couldn't figure why they needed so many women to dorepparttar 109882 job.

When we walked out ofrepparttar 109883 place at last.

I asked my friends. "Didrepparttar 109884 two of you haverepparttar 109885 same kind of rub down?"

They both replied. "No, just our backs."

I said. "I don't get it. Why would that Lady haverepparttar 109886 women do all that to me, and only haverepparttar 109887 women rub your backs?"

One of my friends smiled and said. "She just wanted to see you with your clothes off."

Then my other friend said. "Yeah, I think that Lady hadrepparttar 109888 hots for you."

I guess I will really never knowrepparttar 109889 real answer to that question, but whateverrepparttar 109890 reason, it was a great rub down. But I will always think of that Lady in Singapore if I see someone claping their hands a lot."

This segement taken from Tiffany Stone. http://www.freewebs.com/episodesofjacques/tiffanystone.htm


Solitaire RULES Half Life DROOLS

Written by Chris Campbell


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You don't have to train withrepparttar circus contortionist.

You'll really need to get your fingers limbered and loose for allrepparttar 109867 crazy keyboard commands, combinations, and permutations you'll need to master for Half Life 2. The original Half Life had 49 different keyboard / mouse control combinations to playrepparttar 109868 game. I suspect that version 2 has even more. Last time I checked,repparttar 109869 version of Solitaire installed with Windows, only needed 2. Point . . . and . . . click. Once again, if you're reading this article (and obviously you are), I think you've got allrepparttar 109870 training you need for Solitaire. Ever seen a deck of playing cards before? Ok then, your trained!

Slingo, Platypus, Breakout, Tetris, Zuma, Magic Vines, etc, etc, etc.

If Solitaire doesn't get you all worked up, then look around a little. Don't just settle forrepparttar 109871 latest hype from today’s headlines. There are thousands of fun, easy to learn game gems out there, just waiting to be discovered by someone like you. They never get old, they’re always fun. Plus, you can download them right now, and be playing in minutes. They're great games, they don't need to be hyped. So, what are you waiting for, stop reading, come on in, and play play play!

Chris Campbell is secretly envious of everyone with a PC good enough to play Half Life 2. When not writing articles praising the glory of independent games and their developers, he dreams of the day when everyone searching the web for "solitaire" ends up visiting his website: http://www.SunAndGames.com Then maybe he'll be able upgrade his PC, and finally play Half Life 2.


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