Can I Get A Witness?

Written by Kenny Love


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Now, after saying all that, I will also berepparttar first to go on record to say that I have found MOST people onrepparttar 106550 Internet to be extremely honest and helpful. And, that's justrepparttar 106551 plain truth.

But, in any arena, you will findrepparttar 106552 unscrupulous few that make it not only difficult forrepparttar 106553 most, but appear to berepparttar 106554 majority. Online, however, THEY find YOU. Yes, one bad apple can "appear" to spoilrepparttar 106555 whole bunch.

The names ofrepparttar 106556 perpetrators have been purposely omitted to protect their not-so-innocence. I've attempted to contactrepparttar 106557 "middleman" on several occasions with "Show Me The Money" in my subject line (don't you just love fad slang)? No response has been forthcoming NOW, I'm getting about as much attention and respect as a Texas prisoner in solitary confinement ("Ma, didrepparttar 106558 neighbors move?").

Once again, if you are willing to admit that this type of incident has, indeed, happened to you as well, and what your feelings are on it, "Can I Get A Witness?" A simple Amen will suffice. Now, if I can only find that other box of Kleenex. (sniff, sniff)

P.S. I still have a small problem though. My Uncle Guido has now threatened to break both my kneecaps, as well as both elbows for squandering a significant portion ofrepparttar 106559 family fortune on this well-meaning venture (gives new meaning to "tough" love).

Now, you and I both know what comes next. As such, please forward all cards, flowers, letters of sympathy, but most importantly, funeral expense contributions to kenny@kennylove.net. In advance, thanks for your support. I'm gonna need it...Uncle Guido is partial to a specially designed 35" DeMarini! Ouch! (sniff, sniff)

Kenny Love owns and manages Kenny Love Enterprises, a self-improvement cybercenter. He also publishes "The Tipster," a unique proactive self-improvement newsletter. Read the premier issue at http://www.kennylove.net/march02.html. Also, get 2 FREE informational gifts, just for subscribing.


Tweaking Your Tweakables

Written by Kenny Love


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It also tells our prospective customersrepparttar level/lack of quality customer service they can expect to receive if they choose to do business with us.

I was also extremely surprised later to discover onrepparttar 106549 web site of a leading and very well known (and college educated) marketing expert, some tweaks that were, obviously, not tweaked prior torepparttar 106550 presentation ofrepparttar 106551 site torepparttar 106552 world. In fact, this particular individual was a "Journalism" Major in college, which makes my findings even more perplexing.

This "expert" has also appeared on national television, national radio, and in national business magazines instructing and coaching others in matters of business. I only wonder whatrepparttar 106553 clientele thinks upon discovery ofrepparttar 106554 obvious spelling and grammatical errors onrepparttar 106555 site?

Below are actual grammatical errors conspicuously displayed onrepparttar 106556 site:

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1. "I have to telling people what I'm doing, have I finally felt first hand how important it is to build and market to you database!"

2. "The more people that are on your database,repparttar 106557 greater you chances are that there will be interested prospects..."

3. "The Web is a fount of information..."

4. "Do your television production costs practically exceedrepparttar 106558 cost ofrepparttar 106559 sir time you buy to run your commercials?"

5. "What aboutrepparttar 106560 cable schedule you bought just because you were enticed byrepparttar 106561 row rates?"

6. "Send potentially clients appropriate holiday greeting cards..."

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Can you spotrepparttar 106562 obvious mistakes in each ofrepparttar 106563 above instances?

Let me leave just a piece of advice here...have NetMechanic.com review your web site for any misspelled errors. There is a link onrepparttar 106564 site that will allow you to have it automatically perform a weekly review of your web site, then send you a detailed copy ofrepparttar 106565 report of its findings, along with suggestions for repair. This will save much embarrassment from having a customer point a mistake out to you.

Asrepparttar 106566 villains inrepparttar 106567 "Capital One Credit Card" television commercials asks, "What's in *YOUR* wallet?"

As such, I'm certain you can imagine how relieved I feel upon receiving my weekly report from NetMechanic.com and notice that my site has nary a misspelt wurd en it. :-)

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Kenny Love owns and manages Kenny Love Enterprises, a self-improvement cybercenter. He also publishes "The Tipster," a unique proactive self-improvement newsletter. Read the premier issue at http://www.kennylove.net/march02.html. Also, get 2 FREE informational gifts, just for subscribing.


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