It's horrible! Email can do all of that and much more! Why do we have to use darn phone?!

You know what worst part is, though? I've never spent more than $15 on a phone in my life or ordered anything other than basic service from phone company.

Do you know what I have now, though?

I have a $120 home receptionist phone, caller ID, voice messaging, call waiting deluxe, 3-way calling, a digital caller directory, and more!

I'm not done yet either. Eventually, I'll have a different long distance plan that includes conference calling all for one monthly rate, AND I also want to get a cellular phone.

Ugh!!! What's become of me?!

Although I admit, there is still a little of my old self left alive. The only reason I got $120 home receptionist phone was because I can use it to put conference calls on speaker, mute my microphone, and then go back to sleep. The only reason I pay for caller ID is so I know when NOT to answer phone. And only reason I have 3-way calling is so I can make somebody else do all of talking!

(Shhh! Don't tell my upline I said that!)

Oh, I suppose I'm slowly breaking out of my shell and coming to terms with this phone thing. It can be a useful item at times. Heck, I used it at least twice today.

Although, you still don't see my phone number in any of my emails, now do you?

If you ever do, please kill me.

QUESTION: How do I get targeted traffic?

SIMPLIFIED PROFOUND ANSWER: You target them.

Guns have sites and good marksmen use those sites. Shooting from hip only works when done by someone who has practiced many thousands of shots in that manner.

So, either you take thousands of pot shots from hip until you figure it out by trial and error, or you stop, take a look at what you are aiming at, and target it.

Targeted traffic is not achieved by chance. It takes some research and effort to find sources that relate directly to what you are advertising. Simply blasting at huge numbers is not targeting.

QUESTION: How can I make money on Internet?

SIMPLIFIED PROFOUND ANSWER: Sell something that is worth buying!

No explanation should be needed with this one, but yet this is a most profound statement when considering some of worthless junk touted as valuable around Internet.

QUESTION: Who is BEST writer on Internet?

SIMPLIFIED PROFOUND ANSWER: Me.

Hey, writing is my business. What am I supposed to tell you I'm not best? What kind of marketing would that be? I'm out to make a living here. If I don't stand up for myself and say, 'Look here! See what I have to offer', who will?

This is a BIG Internet with a LOT of players. You absolutely have to find your best and put it out there. Don't make false claims, but certainly don't be shy in standing up and showing off abilities you do have.

Well, there it is. Simplified Profundities. Who but BEST writer on Internet would have thought up such a novel concept?