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"Wouldn't you know I got these emails that demanded immediate attention. Then
phone starts ringing. Before I knew it, here you are asking me where's your dinner."
"What's with that expression? Oops, hold
phone, sweetheart. Another Instant Messenger is coming through. Not to worry. I'll get rid of it real quick and then we'll talk."
"Oh, by
way, I made another couple of sales today, and I signed up some new folks. Of course, I had to respond to them but now I'm bushed. Think we can call out for pizza? It's a jungle out there in cyber-world."
"What's
matter now? You know how much you love their special, 'The Works'. How am I sabotaging your diet? Just eat
vegetables!"
"What was that? You certainly DID NOT see more of me when I worked in
real world. Excuse me for a moment, honey. I'm almost finished building this new website. You're gonna love it; I even dedicated a page to you."
"I'm sorry. Huh? Oh, yeah,
car. I promised to have it cleaned today, didn't I? You are NEVER going to believe this. After I turned off
computer and grabbed my car keys, guess what happened? I got this killer brainstorm. You know how it is; use it or lose it. Had to hurry and get those thoughts down."
"Come on, sweetie, smile! Think "Gone With The Wind. Tomorrow's another day and
car wash will still be there."
"Hey, what's in that envelope you're holding so tight? Oh, no!!! You bought those theater tickets I've been dying for? You are positively
BEST, bar none!" "Say what, hon? You want me to take a look at them? Sure! Just give me an hour or so. If I don't back up these files, we're in a pile of trouble."
"Oh, No! I almost forgot! One of those phone calls I got earlier was from your mother. She's locked out and needs you to come right over with
extra set of house keys." End of story. Recognize anyone you know?
Computers and The Net can be very provocative. It's up to us to remain cognizant that there was a life before them. We'd best not take
risk of it not being there after we back up that last file.
Instant Messenger does not a companion make.
We need another TV court show like a hole in
head. But I can see one coming. "Tekky-Marital-Discord Court" presided over by Judge I. Messenger of
Superior Court of Cyber Confusion.

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