A relatively difficult physical position is not necessary for temporary mental migration, and indeed, a particular type of costume designed to facilitate physical positions can be left to those who are comfortable with such costumes.

So, while disciplines are of great benefit, mentally and physically, they don’t embrace all, as all can’t easily be embraced.

As children are encouraged to forget enormity of moment, who is going to look out for rest of us? The moments can still be enormous, and some will say that best days of your life is when you are young. There is more to consider, with age, as more appears to be present, to consider.

Still though, most grief and its’ facets, are personal. Your pain is unique, in much same way that your “toothache” is always more painful than stories of other peoples’ toothaches.

It probably follows then that your enormous moment is not much different than moments of another, except it is more personal. The point of that is while someone else can be told to cheer up, so can you, and you can tell yourself.

“You either have to know this, or use something that will bring same results”.

“A sense of humour is a sense of spiritualism, or a sense to achieve it”.

Humour is more universally social and less universally personal than negative emotions. Indeed, it a morale booster with known value in production, and only thing of value in a predominately negative situation.

So, after forty days of paripatectic pondering in seclusion of "Hundred Acre Wood", (including 960 hours of going around in little circles, and 39 nights of counting sheep), they came up with a ground-breaking, politically-incorrect 'man-power' strategy (affectionately known as "PLAN-B").

Although stupendous plan was woefully short on details, at least election of an awe-inspiring 'Grand Pooh-Bah of Everything Important in Universe' was hailed as a neat way to boost flagging morale of lads. On second thought, it might also have had something to do with giving bureaucrats plenty of time to sharpen their pencils, or just an excuse to haggle over best bang-for-the-buck on how to save world from scourge of wimps and wusses.

If devil is in details, then they surely must have been lost forever in small print of all this blessed bumpf. And for those who missed out on "Grand Thoughts About Nothing Summit of Great Minds", there's still time to sign up for courses like "Where to Find Best Haycorns", "Useful Pots to Keep Things In", and "Knowledge Management for Bears of Very Little Brain".

After all, who in their right mind could refuse a mispelled engraved invitation to a seminar on "Hunny-Making Tips", a CD sampler of "Popular Hip-Hop Hums" not to mention a "smackeral of something" around 11 o'clock, plus a client feedback form covered with those ubiquitous smiley faces, and an autographed personal copy of "PLAN-B"?

No doubt prozac-popping Poohs, materialistically-challenged Rabbits, anxiety-disordered Piglets, donky-depressive Eeyores, hyper-active Tiggers, brilliant but dyslexic Owls, single-parenting Kangas with at-risk Roos and detached-personality Christopher Robins will find these amusing activities just a tad taxing on their simple cerebellums.

By way, play-with-your-food fanatics, petting zoo herbivores, and wee wabbit workers should definitely consider a career change. According to PLAN B, "Our mighty man-power strategy guarantees a marvellous, bright, new future for MANkind, especially those who pursue a challenging eco-adventure career in emerging field of heffalump and woozle hunting." ...Oh won’t that be fun tiddley pom! ...Another gold star tiddley pom. ...Ho hum tiddley pom.

LESSON FROM HUNDRED ACRE WOOD: If one whistles long enough while digging a Deep Pit to trap a heffalump or one wanders aimlessly in wilderness with a pot of honey to catch a woozle, one's definition of these elusive critters will vary with weather, one's appetite, and volatility of Animal Kingdom Happiness Index (AKHI).