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Even then, writers are most disgraced people for writing you out of White House before your time. Let them dare write again. Never mind, I will send them a riposte in your behalf. Even movie stars are up in arms against you,. Now, I will advise you to turn up thermostat of Fahrenheit and burn them till they expire.
And cynics who are coming to terms with your victory are saying that you only won by a "slight" margin. Some are also wondering if your brother in "F" state didn't do one or two things behind a magic curtain to influence poll's result. So they are still using words like "rigging" and "F factor." But don't mind them, even if they call it "hand of God."
Those that I pity most are terrorists, leaders of rogue states, and those producing weapons of mass destruction with evil intentions. I did not mention North Korea or Iran. To be honest with a capital "H," I do not want Hong Song-nam and Mohammad Khatami to be "Saddamized." Or will they be next to go? You know what I'm talking about--"regime change" and hooded man in red, hangman. I'm told that job is in high demand in these seasons of anomy.
I didn't realize how easy it is to create jobs till now. What if U.N. sponsors an international conference titled HOW TO CREATE A MILLION JOBS IN A YEAR, with a little explanation on how to do mass rape and operate torture chambers, for FULL benefit of genocidal heads of state. For spcial guest of honor, I nominate Omar al-Bashir of Sudan. And for observers, I recommend "janjaweed," and delegates from Bosnia and Rwanda.
I feel very sorry for them because as you said in your 2004 State of Union Address, work would not be left "unfinished"; "this danger must be defeated"; "we refuse to live in shadows of this ultimate danger."
Good talk. For according to you again "the world without Saddam Hussein is [really] a safer and better world." See how peaceful earth is now. Actually, "the world is changing for better," as you said and before you leave White House, world would have been transformed into a paradise without wars and terrorism.
But make no mistake about it, world will return to status quo if you hand over power to Democrats. I think that only electable person who can consolidate your enviable legacy is Dick Cheney. I do not mean that his unsmiling visage will frighten away terrorists and bad people. Rather, I know that he is most suitable man for job judging from what he said on July 24, 2003: "One by one, in every corner of world, we will hunt terrorists down and destroy them." He sounds even a bit more upbeat than you.
Which means that after you have left paradise earth to him, he will upgrade it to heavenly status. Then we will have heaven on earth and live in ETERNAL BLISS ever after. I am eagerly looking forward to that GREAT day.
Once again, congratulations! And three cheers!
Yours sincerely, Arthur Zulu.
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