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Q: What’s difference between lawyers and accountants?
A: At least accountants know they’re boring.
1. A man who had been caught embezzling millions went to a lawyer. His lawyer told him, "Don’t worry. You’ll never go to jail with all that money? In fact, when man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a dime.
2. As lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all blinds drawn?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."
3. God decided to take devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. Satan heard this, laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"
4. A lawyer is sitting at desk in his new office. He hears someone coming to door. To impress his first potential client, he picks up phone as door opens and says, "I demand one million and not a penny less." As he hangs up, man now standing in his office says, "I'm here to hook up your phone."
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Richard Chapo is with SanDiegoBusinessLawFirm.com - Go to our article section to read more business law articles.