Humor: 5 Ways To Tell If A Preschooler Is Living In Your House

5 Ways To Tell If A Preschooler Is Living In Your House

Written by Deborah Shelton

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After all, no locked door could withstand, “Mom? What are you doing? Mom? Can I come in? Mom? Can I show you something? Mom? Can I give you a hug? Mom? Can you hear me? Mom?

5. You have started—or signed—a petition to banish repparttar word “why” from every language known to man.

Deborah Shelton is a mother, freelance writer, and author of the brand new book, "The Five Minute Parent: Fun & Fast Activities for You and Your Little Ones." Visit Deborah's website for more family-friendly ideas: http://www.fiveminuteparent.com

Top 10 Signs That You Have An Anger Problem

Written by Newton Hightower

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6. Your bumper sticker reads: How’s My Driving? Call 1-800- EAT-SH%T ext. AND-DIE.

7. You were banned from repparttar Beer & Gun Club.

8. The bulging vein in your forehead pulsates to repparttar 118266 beat of La Cucaracha.

9. Your idea of a relaxing evening is to kick back with a case of beer and watch repparttar 118267 glow of repparttar 118268 bug zapper.

10. Your list of people to get back at is longer than your tax return.

Newton Hightower is the Director of The Center for Anger Resolution, Inc. in Houston, Texas, and author of the new book "Anger Busting 101: New ABCs for Angry Men and the Women Who Love Them." Visit Newton's website for anger- busting ideas and a free email newsletter filled with guest articles and tips for husbands, wives, and therapists. http://www.angerbusters.com

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