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The explanatory material in "gifting" program will put your mind at ease. It's not a chain letter because it's not a letter, it's email. It's not postal fraud because it does not go through U.S. Mail. It's not taxable or tax fraud because each gift is less than $10,000 and it's not a Ponzi scheme because Mr. Ponzi died a long time ago.
The generosity extended to you by your new friends should be reciprocated by you. Before you begin responding to many offers you should add a signature file to your email client. If you go to http://stupidman.ProAutoResponder.com you can sign up and/or become an affiliate of a very professional, multi featured autoresponder with a three tier affiliate program. Your new friends will be very impressed and by adding your affiliate URL and something like "Get Rich With 3 Tier Affiliate Program" as part of your signature you will be sharing something of great value with them and if even just one of these masters of unsolicited bulk email takes your advice you could have an exciting residual income as a result of third tier.
Reason # 3: Eliminate Excess Leisure Time
It's a burden to have nothing to do. It's hard to get up in morning, day passes slowly, mind becomes dull. But no more!!! Jump out of bed, check email, read dozens of letters.
Your life will have purpose. No more moping around house waiting for phone to ring, because "You've got mail". If you don't have a second line,cable or DSL your callers can't reach you. All of a sudden you've become unattainable, which enhances your desirability in many ways. When they finally get through you become person who terminates call as you must attend to new friends you've met on 'net.
Your earth bound friends will realize you have become cool. They will fawn for your favor. They'll buy you lunch, invite you to parties. You will be center of attention.
What better circumstance could you have to enlighten these friends to wonderful opportunities you are experiencing. They will beg you to include them in your cyberworld. This will be your opportunity to rise above accumulated resentment you harbor for all of slights, slurs and snickering you've endured over years. Be kind, show them way.
Reason # 4: It's a Great Way to Lose Weight
Your are so busy, you have no time to eat. So many emails to answer. So many proposals to analyze and best deals expire at midnight tonight.
Now it's time to automate. Posting classified ads manually takes time, time that could be spent enrolling in new programs. Hire a submission service to submit more ads (that won't be read) to more people (who won't read them) in order to receive more non spam that you can respond to with your 3 tier affiliate autoresponder ( http://stupidman.ProAutoResponder.com ).
You are GUARANTEED to lose weight especially if you are in habit of weighing yourself with your wallet in your back pocket.
Did I say 5 reasons? Well, I'm only going to tell you about 4. I still have many secrets to share besides 5TH Reason. If you sign up for my someday newsletter at www.stupidmanok.com you will be first to hear them.
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