If you're not 58 yet, begin to position yourself for this ... get a second Saturn Return mini reading for free and let's see what YOU have to look forward to.

If you're coming up on your first Return (between 28-30 years old) and you want an idea of what will happen, look at people in your life who are between 58-60 -- you work around them, shop with them, they teach your kids, maintain your car -- look what happens to them.... Yes, some put themselves out to pasture and that's end of it. But some make vital changes and begin an exciting new stage of their life. The amount of change that can occur at an age when our culture leads us to believe we're just going to settle back with what we have and wait to die is just amazing!

If you're 58-60 and wondering what will happen at your second Return, look back 30 years ago and connect dots. I can help you with that. As a rule of thumb, worse it was them, greater magnitude of change, more rewarding it will be this time around. Unlike other planets, Saturn ALWAYS delivers reward. Saturn keeps his promises.

Of course for people who are unconscious in some areas, there may be serious health issues to deal with around 60 as a result of stress of having led a life which was not meaningful and now needs radical pruning. Still, it can be done. The result is renewed vitality and interest in living!! Truly, a new lease on life.

This is how Rob Hand describes Saturn Return. I like simple way he puts it: "Consciously or unconsciously, you are pruning your life of everything that is not relevant to what you really are as a human being. If this process is not happening consciously, you may experience a sense of loss for elements of your life that are coming to an end now. However, do not dwell upon these losses, for they are necessary in order to clear decks for major period of action in your life. "

This statement is just as true for second Saturn Return as it is for first!

I offer free (yes!) mini second Saturn Return readings to get word out. Email me for your mini reading today and let's get excited about YOUR future.

Game Show Host and Pretty Helper Girl. This is a perfect costume for couples. Head out to your nearest thrift store and find cheesiest late 70s/early 80s polyester, double knit suit ensemble for men and 80s deranged bridesmaid dress for women. Purchase a children’s play microphone (Target has some for super cheap prices). Buy cheapest hair spray you can find (All Net is good) and tease your hair like you are from Jersey shore. Get a piece of cardboard, cut out a star about 8 inches in diameter and glue on gold glitter. Write word “Grand Prize” in silver. To keep you smiling for entire night, try this beauty pageant trick- put Vaseline underneath your upper lip. $60.00-$100 for both costumes, depending on whether or not your show picks-up for another season.

With A Group of Friends:

Sloth. This is easiest and cheapest costume. Don’t wash your hair or take a shower for two days, roll out of bed in your PJs and you are set! This costume is particularly effective if you get six friends to go as other six deadly sins: greed, envy, wrath, gluttony, pride and lust. Total Outfit cost- $0, depending on how sinful you are willing to get.

1970’s Television Family. There are so many great ones to choose from: Partridge Family, Brady Bunch, Evan’s family from Good Times, Donny and Marie Osmond, and Jeffersons. The family you chose depends on make-up of your group of friends, but putting together outfits is almost as much fun as actual Halloween event itself. Make a date and head straight to your local thrift store or your parent’s closet. Total Outfit Cost- $20.00 and up, depending on how “dy-no-mite” you want to be.