10 Health & Beauty Tips for Net Marketers

Written by Linda Cox


One ofrepparttar defining features of cyberspace isrepparttar 121756 lack of boundaries, so it's not too surprising that some of us net marketers don't know when to shut offrepparttar 121757 machine enjoyrepparttar 121758 lifestyles we work so hard to create.

Family and fitness sufferrepparttar 121759 most, so here are a few tips so you don't wake up fifteen years from now with repparttar 121760 uneasy feeling that something important slipped away while you weren't looking. Namely, your life.

1. The chair-bathroom-refrigerator-chair circuit does not constitute a lap. Take a real walk, outside perhaps, withrepparttar 121761 light andrepparttar 121762 air and all that nature stuff.

2. Those little people running around shrieking like demons aren't subversive agents. They're your children, fruit of your flaccid loins. Go introduce yourself. (TIP: Convert some photos to flash cards and memorize their names first. Hey, it'srepparttar 121763 little things....)

3. Around eighty-three percent of what you do as an internet marketer is a total waste of time resulting in absolutely no benefit whatsoever. Remember thatrepparttar 121764 next time you schedule FFA ahead of PTA.

4. That new Abs-O-Matic machine and those "Diamond- Cutter Buns" videos were a great idea. Now all you need are some soiled baby clothes and a box of eight-tracks and you can have a garage sale. (Silly me... Ebay!)

Rock & Roll In Your Email?

Written by Mike Banks Valentine


You groggily stumble from bed and turn onrepparttar computer as you pass by on your way torepparttar 121755 kitchen. Returning withrepparttar 121756 morning's first cup of coffee you fire up your browser and log-on torepparttar 121757 web as you takerepparttar 121758 first few eye-opening sips. Downloading your personal email, you notice your favorite Bruce Springsteen song title inrepparttar 121759 subject line ofrepparttar 121760 seventh email message and open it first.

There is a photo ofrepparttar 121761 Boss (that's Springsteen to you non-fans) smiling out at you fromrepparttar 121762 email window above a small button that is labled "Play". Expecting to hear some good music, you clickrepparttar 121763 button and Bruce Springsteen springs to life in your email! He's talking to you! Not at you, but to you, using your name! "Good morning Mike! It's time for a concert update."

Howrepparttar 121764 *!?*)@(! do they do that? You have been looking forward to his concert this coming week and can't believe your ears as Springsteen continues to talk with you, mentioning your 3rd row, center seat number and reminding you of concert time this Thursday evening. You are tempted to answer him as he pauses and smiles but thenrepparttar 121765 opening riff of guitar begins of your favorite song fromrepparttar 121766 new album andrepparttar 121767 Boss is performing for you from your email box!

He pauses and tells you that you can order his newest album fromrepparttar 121768 form below and asrepparttar 121769 video finishes andrepparttar 121770 music fades you scroll down to find a "Buy it Now!" button. There is no need to enter any credit card information as it was saved when you purchased your concert tickets online. You are just about to clickrepparttar 121771 "Buy" button when you notice there is a search function just below that. You've been wanting to find a copy of an out of production CD and type inrepparttar 121772 title inrepparttar 121773 search box and click "Search".

The results come back fromrepparttar 121774 entire music collection of this record label to announce that you can purchase that CD online now and pick it up at your local record store tomorrow! You clickrepparttar 121775 checkbox to order that title and see that you can buy your concert memorabilia now and wear that sweatshirt torepparttar 121776 concert by picking it up atrepparttar 121777 same record store. Whatrepparttar 121778 heck. You clickrepparttar 121779 "Buy" button just as your spouse emerges fromrepparttar 121780 bathroom with her toothbrush working.

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